feminist complainings that i may not agree with in the morning

what is so exciting about engagements?

everyone says "congratulations! i'm so happy for you!"
even if they have no reason to be happy about it.

everyone says "you two are so good for each other!"
even if they are far from compatible.

everyone says "oh, you will have a great life together!"
even though chances are that "life" will only last 5 or 10 years.

everyone says "you've finally found your place in life"

because we all know that every woman's place is to be tethered to a man.

what a cause for celebration ...